Me So Thorny Comfort Colors Tee Size:S

Me So Thorny Comfort Colors Tee Size:SA classic rose. A not so classic pun. The kind of shirt that gets you either a second date or an eye rollboth are wins in our book. The Details: Features bold white block text reading "ME SO THORNY" above a beautifully rendered classic red rose with olive green leaves and a thorned stem. Simple. Romantic. Slightly unhinged. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (heavyweight relaxed fit). Material: 100% ring spun cotton. Garment dyed for that

Text reads "Giddy Up" in bold arched western block lettering above

The only spell you’ve actually cast is making everyone around you deeply uncomfortable and weirdly attracted to you at the same time

pulling a lasso taut with both hands

Your therapist says you need to work on self-love

Text reads "BONAFIDE" above and "TEXAN" across the star in bold black block letters

You don’t need evidence

September is just the waiting room

your friend group

Case closed before it opened

The kids can wait

This is peak holiday comedy and we’re not apologizing

But throwing your hat in the air and screaming at the sky on a Friday night